Sunday, April 13, 2008

To The Highest Bidder...

During a recent (recent as in a few weeks ago, don't worry Celiece and the baby are fine) emergency room visit I knew that our insurance wasn't going to cover much if any of our visit because the visit had to do with a pregnancy so with that in mind I decided to swipe some of the objects in the room to sell off to help pay for the visit. So up for sale we have:
One Doctors Stool, are you ever jealous of the fact that the doctor gets to sit on a sweet stool while you have to sit awkwardly on a paper covered table. Well be jealous no more, now you can have your very own Doctors Stool for the low price of: $250
Although you will see a lamp in this picture I was only able to swipe the computer. On this computer you will find the medical records of all close friends and family, spend hours figuring out what you friends from high school have been up to by means of their medical records. A steal at half the price this handy little number is up for $750
Who doesn't sleep better at the hospital OR Feel More Sexy in a Hospital gown? Bring all that comfort home with you with this assorted variety of hospital linens. NOTE: Gowns also make great Bridal Shower Gifts. Stock up now for the low price of $75
If you are sick of cranking your neck skyward to watch tv and sick of watching your favorite television shows in color, this piece of medical grade technology is for you. Imagine the plentiful disease ridden hands that have reached up to turn the channel on this little number, bring those many diseases home with you for the low price of $250

I was also able to swipe some gloves and various nick nacks so if you are interested let me know.


Mauni said...

Celiece! I mostly wanted to say hello :) but also, you made me laugh my head off ! Congrats on the babies and stuff! We really should get together and do some catching up... miss yo face!

Celiece said...

Mauni, I'm glad you said hi. Do you have a blog? Nathan actually wrote this post, he will be glad someone commented on it and thought it was funny. Let me know if you have a blog!

Angie said...

Sounds like Nathan. Don't you just love the doctors and the cost of everything.